farfish

موضوع: farfish الخميس يونيو 28, 2012 4:44 pm

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for

Husband : Nothing

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife؟؟
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U

Continue to do so

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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موضوع: رد: farfish الإثنين يوليو 09, 2012 10:25 pm

thanx sisi

موضوع: رد: farfish الخميس يوليو 19, 2012 3:27 am

موضوع: رد: farfish الخميس يوليو 19, 2012 3:38 am

IOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

REALLY nice topic , it makes me laugh

GO ahead